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Late for work
Early in the morning at the bus station, the bus was about to close its doors and leave. Some passengers saw a woman running after the bus and shouting: "Stop the bus! Stop the bus, please! I'm going to be late for work!" Wanting to do a good deed, they asked the driver to wait for the woman. So the bus driver waits for her as she rushes onto the bus, breathing heavily: "Thank you all so much! You saved me, I thought I was going to be late for work! And now... let me see your
Apr 11 min read


Squirrels playing soccer
A man comes to a psychiatrist, and the psychiatrist asks him: "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, doctor, I have these very strange dreams about squirrels playing soccer. At first it wasn't that often, but now it's every night, and besides... I've been thinking about it during the day too, and it really bothers me." "Okay," said the doctor, "we have good medicines for such things these days. Take the medicine that I'm going to prescribe for you for a month, and then come t
Apr 11 min read


How to cook sausages
Two college girls were in the dormitory talking about what to cook for dinner. "We could cook some sausages," said the first one. "Okay, I like sausages, but I've never cooked them. Is it just to dip them in hot water?" "Yes," said the first one. "But you have to make sure to cut off both ends first. About a centimeter long." "Okay," said the second one. "I didn't know about that. And why does one have to do that?" she asked. "I don't know, but my mom always did that, and she
Mar 312 min read


Baby talk
Two babies are talking in the maternity ward. "Hey, are you a boy or a girl?" asked the first baby. "I don't know. How do you know?" asked the second baby curiously. "Lift your legs up so I can see," said the first. So the second baby did that. "Yes, you're definitely a girl," said the knowledgeable baby. "How do you know?" "You're wearing pink socks."
Mar 311 min read


A real real polar bear
A polar bear mother was talking to her son while they were roaming around the polar environment. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "Are you a real polar bear?" "Yes, son, I am.", his mother replied. "And dad... is he a real polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked. "Yes, son, your dad is a real polar bear too." "And your mom, is she a 100% polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked again. "Yes, son, your grandma is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied patiently. "And grandpa.
Mar 311 min read


In paradise
After dying, a man goes to heaven. Saint Peter greets him and starts showing him around: "Welcome! Follow me... here to my right we have Buddhists, and to my left are Protestants, over there are Muslims, and Hindus are right next to them..." Then after awhile they came to a big thick wall and Saint Peter said: "Now I must ask you to be quiet." When they passed the wall, Saint Peter started talking again, so the man asked him: "Why did we have to be quiet there?" Saint Peter r
Mar 311 min read


An honest robber
Bobby and Rudy robbed the post office. Each took a bag and they separated. A few months later when they met, Bobby asks Rudy: "What was in your bag?" "About half a million euros. I bought a house, a car... And in yours?" "Ah... a bag full of bills... I'm paying little by little, as much as I can."
Mar 301 min read


Stealing chickens
Every night, for a few days now, Bobby and Rudy have been stealing chickens. The owner noticed that his chickens were missing, so he decided to wait for the thieves. In the evening, he took a spade handle and hid in the chicken coop. After a while, Bobby and Rudy arrive. "Rudy, you keep watch, and I'll get the chickens," says Bobby. Bobby goes into the chicken coop, but the owner hits him across the teeth with the spade handle. Shocked by the pain, Bobby comes out with his ha
Mar 301 min read


Spirituality
Part 1 What do we mean by spirituality, what is it? Would you describe yourself as a spiritual person? What religions are there in your home country? Why do you think the majority of people believe in God? Why do you think some people don't believe in God? Do you believe in God? Is God male or female? If God is real, what does he want from us? If God exists, why does he allow evil to be committed? Is it possible to believe in God and trust science? If you are religious (or co
Mar 302 min read
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