Two college girls were in the dormitory talking about what to cook for dinner. "We could cook some sausages," said the first one. "Okay, I like sausages, but I've never cooked them. Is it just to dip them in hot water?" "Yes," said the first one. "But you have to make sure to cut off both ends first. About a centimeter long." "Okay," said the second one. "I didn't know about that. And why does one have to do that?" she asked. "I don't know, but my mom always did that, and she

Two babies are talking in the maternity ward. "Hey, are you a boy or a girl?" asked the first baby. "I don't know. How do you know?" asked the second baby curiously. "Lift your legs up so I can see," said the first. So the second baby did that. "Yes, you're definitely a girl," said the knowledgeable baby. "How do you know?" "You're wearing pink socks."

A polar bear mother was talking to her son while they were roaming around the polar environment. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "Are you a real polar bear?" "Yes, son, I am.", his mother replied. "And dad... is he a real polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked. "Yes, son, your dad is a real polar bear too." "And your mom, is she a 100% polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked again. "Yes, son, your grandma is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied patiently. "And grandpa.

After dying, a man goes to heaven. Saint Peter greets him and starts showing him around: "Welcome! Follow me... here to my right we have Buddhists, and to my left are Protestants, over there are Muslims, and Hindus are right next to them..." Then after awhile they came to a big thick wall and Saint Peter said: "Now I must ask you to be quiet." When they passed the wall, Saint Peter started talking again, so the man asked him: "Why did we have to be quiet there?" Saint Peter r

Bobby and Rudy robbed the post office. Each took a bag and they separated. A few months later when they met, Bobby asks Rudy: "What was in your bag?" "About half a million euros. I bought a house, a car... And in yours?" "Ah... a bag full of bills... I'm paying little by little, as much as I can."

Every night, for a few days now, Bobby and Rudy have been stealing chickens. The owner noticed that his chickens were missing, so he decided to wait for the thieves. In the evening, he took a spade handle and hid in the chicken coop. After a while, Bobby and Rudy arrive. "Rudy, you keep watch, and I'll get the chickens," says Bobby. Bobby goes into the chicken coop, but the owner hits him across the teeth with the spade handle. Shocked by the pain, Bobby comes out with his ha