What Catholics want

After dying, a man goes to heaven.

Saint Peter greets him and starts showing him around: "Welcome! Follow me... here to my right we have Buddhists, and to my left are Protestants, over there are Muslims, and Hindus are right next to them..."

Then after awhile they came to a big thick wall and Saint Peter said: "Now I must ask you to be quiet."

When they passed the wall, Saint Peter started talking again, so the man asked him: "Why did we have to be quiet there?"

Saint Peter replied with a sigh: "Ah... behind that wall are Catholics... they like to think they are alone here..."