A real real polar bear
- 5 hours ago
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A polar bear mother was talking to her son while they were roaming around the polar environment.
"Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"Are you a real polar bear?"
"Yes, son, I am.", his mother replied.
"And dad... is he a real polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked.
"Yes, son, your dad is a real polar bear too."
"And your mom, is she a 100% polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked again.
"Yes, son, your grandma is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied patiently.
"And grandpa... is he a 100% polar bear too?"
"Yes, son, your grandpa is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied again.
"And dad's mom and dad... are they too..."
Mom finally lost patience: "Yes, kid, we are all 100% real pure blood polar bears!!!",
"Why the hell am I freezing then!!", shouted the little polar bear.



