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A real real polar bear

  • 5 hours ago
  • 1 min read


A polar bear mother was talking to her son while they were roaming around the polar environment.


"Mom?"


"Yes, son?"


"Are you a real polar bear?"


"Yes, son, I am.", his mother replied.


"And dad... is he a real polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked.


"Yes, son, your dad is a real polar bear too."


"And your mom, is she a 100% polar bear too?", the little polar bear asked again.


"Yes, son, your grandma is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied patiently.


"And grandpa... is he a 100% polar bear too?"


"Yes, son, your grandpa is a real polar bear too.", the mother replied again.


"And dad's mom and dad... are they too..."


Mom finally lost patience: "Yes, kid, we are all 100% real pure blood polar bears!!!",


"Why the hell am I freezing then!!", shouted the little polar bear.



 
 
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